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Steal These Albums!

Rule: Albums that are unethical to buy with money but worth pirating. To extend the list albums will be rated into three categories: bad music by a bad person (don't bother), good music by a bad person (Steal!), and music you probably deserve forced labor for enjoying (GULAG)
1System of a Down
Steal This Album!


They want it!

Verdict: Steal!
2Brand New
The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me


Yikes, Devil won.

Verdict: Steal!
3Burzum
Burzum


re. ethical concerns about consuming Burzum

Dear sir or madam,

Steal that shit!
4Kendrick Lamar
DAMN. Collector's Edition


darn,

Verdict: don't bother
5Lostprophets
Start Something


Stolen or purchased, you belong on a list if you still play this.

Verdict: GULAG
6Puff Daddy
The Love Album: Off the Grid


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMKhelDVz8I

Verdict: don't bother
7Taylor Swift
The Tortured Poets Department (Anthology)


It's actually unethical to buy this album.

Verdict: don't bother (returning to Target three times for each unique vinyl pressing)
8R. Kelly
R. Kelly


He had some bangers fr

Verdict: Steal!
9Deathspell Omega
The Furnaces of Palingenesia


Yeah don't buy this unless you wanna put a dollar in Mikko's rainy day csam fund

Verdict: Steal!
10Chris Brown
F.A.M.E.


I did it for Busta

Verdict: Steal!
11Rex Orange County
Apricot Princess


male manipulator muzak. muzak for a teeny tiny beanie. muzak for lovebombing a girl just to nut and run

Verdict: GULAG
12Lizzo
Cuz I Love You


All time heel turn ngl

Verdict: Steal!
13Marilyn Manson
The Golden Age of Grotesque


Certainly industrial rock has produced something by now that can compensate for this edgy crap, profoundly not for me

Verdict: don't bother
146ix9ine
DUMMY BOY


Are you stupid???? Are you dumdadumdumdum???

Verdict: don't bother
15XXXTENTACION
?


???

Verdict: don't bother
16The Smiths
Hatful of Hollow


Just ignore Morrissey at the family reunion

Verdict: Steal!
17Kanye West
Graduation


He did make Graduation tho

Verdict: Steal!
18Escape the Fate
Dying Is Your Latest Fashion


ctrl-f Ronnie Radke

Verdict: GULAG
19Destroyer 666
Wildfire


KK Warslut is one real unpleasant fellow (derogatory) with some real unpleasant riffs (complimentary)

Verdict: Steal!
20Richard Wagner
Tannhäuser


I might be reaching

Verdict: Steal!
21Big Lurch
It's All Bad


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lurch

Verdict: I really don't even know tbh, Steal?
22Daughters
Daughters


🫣

Verdict: GULAG
23Ike Turner
Risin' With the Blues


Eh, he's dead so

Verdict: Steal!
24Charles Manson
At Fifty


I should actually check this

Verdict: Steal!
25Dance Gavin Dance
Instant Gratification


Instant...

Verdict: GULAG
26Dissection
Storm of the Light's Bane


Homophobic violence isn't cool or worth dignifying with money

Verdict: Steal!
27Ted Nugent
Penetrator


If you're sub 55 and listening to TN are you even real?

Verdict: don't bother
28Wintersun
Time II


Quickest

Verdict: STEAL!
29Absurd (GER)
Schwarze Bande


This list is not very much fun come to think of it

Verdict: GULAG
30Blood on the Dance Floor
Bitchcraft


¡¡¡¡¡GULAG!!!!!
31Morgan Wallen
One Thing At A Time


oof forgot this

Verdict: don't bother
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